macdicilla:

eisbecherovka:

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

#i’ve been in a coma since 1914#i can’t wait to see my favorite modern empire (via elucubrare)

the-desolated-quill:

denisefromoffgrovestreet:

jjsinterlude:

fuckchristmasss:

casualblessings:

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

And your bills.

Amen.

And perhaps a little extra to treat yourself now and then because goddamn you deserve it :D

thezohar:

floating-head:

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff

theocseason4:

lifeschanges:

theocseason4:

does anyone agree that we do not have enough heart emojis

There are eleven heart emojis why do you need more

Because I want more

theglowpt2:

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

bopeep:

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated

darkfate7:

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

stability:

peanut-caravan:

stability:

mylovemymadness:

stability:

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all

They feel just as intensely as we do

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

They do. It takes several years.

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness